Inspired by the recent changes in Colorado's marijuana laws, this session will be a mindless recitation of every legal-education reform buzzword circulated in a community that is desperately arranging deck chairs on the Titanic. Using text-mining techniques, we will extract words from the ABA Journal, last year's AALS and AALL conference program descriptions, and the Chronicle of Higher Education that will allow everyone to feel better about what they're actually not doing. Someone will play the bongos, and then we will all sing.
